Dear Garland,

March 7, 2011

You and Shady should totally start a support group for the emotionally troubled. But instead of encouraging them to seek help, you can encourage them to act like unhinged bitches. Then make it sound like it’s all for a good cause. I guarantee you fucked up people will line up for blocks to join.

You can also recruit the naive and the marginalized because they’re always looking for ways to fit in. Just tell them what they want to hear and they will listen to whatever you say. Tell them they’re trolling for… social justice… yeah yeah that’s it… social justice… because that will make them feel super important. People with low self-esteem love to feel important. Like they’re crime fighters or something comic booky like that. And then you can basically make them believe anything you say.

And if anyone challenges you or calls you on your bullshit just call them a misogynist or I dunno… an ableist. Because most of your members will be emotionally traumatized and that will make them go apeshit.

Just come up with a name that makes the members think they’re really tough like Tiger Badass or Ferocious Felines. Socially-awkward people love shit like that. And then you can sell t-shirts to make it seem like you guys do this for a living.

Feel free to use any of these ideas.

22 Responses to “Dear Garland,”

  1. skyeee said

    Love. It.

    I hope it goes in action. Can’t say I’ll be banging on their doors to get in…

  2. savorydish said

    Gnarly G has inadvertently revealed that he does NOT troll for social justice nor does he troll for my ex.

    He trolls for his fragile ego. I brought down the King of TigerDowners from his imaginary throne and now he’s out for REVENGE. He should really learn to let go. lol.

  3. savorydish said

    Figlatin,
    Nobody cares what you think. If this blog bothers you so much, don’t read it. But the reason why you felt compelled to lash out was because you’re trying to feel superior in some way. Which means you’re trying to compensate for what you lack. And I’m willing to bet that you lack a lot of things.

    • savorydish said

      I’m beginning to think Tumblr is where all the mentals hang out.

      • savorydish said

        Figlatin is a perfect example of someone looking for a fight. If you had read his comment you would think why is this guy sooo upset. it’s because he’s emotionally unstable. My blog has that affect on the emotionally unstable.

      • savorydish said

        Seriously “dude” you should read more of my blog. I don’t just talk about my ex, I also talk about fucked up people just like you. I also talk about their misdirected and disproportionate rage. See, I have something for everyone.

      • savorydish said

        What is it about my blog that attracts crazy people and then makes them curse me out? They say they hate my blog, but yet they come by the bus loads unleashing their pent up rage. I guess the truth really does hurt.

  4. savorydish said

    What is it about my blog that attracts crazy people and then makes them curse me out? They say they hate my blog, but yet they come by the bus loads unleashing their pent up rage. I guess the truth really does hurt.

  5. savorydish said

    And you’re quite right. Garland is very good at mimicking human behavior.

    • savorydish said

      But there’s no substitute for the original. No replacement for the truth. Garland can have his fun, but he has it at his own expense.

      He’s only mocking his own existence. Clearly he’s not the humanitarian you thought he was. He is still that little boy who was taunted on the schoolyard, a product of arrested development. Trying desperately to get back at the bullies who traumatized him.

      The longer he stays in denial, the more he loses his sense of self. As you have demonstrated, a loss of self creates insatiable loneliness and inconsolable rage.

      He attempts to fill this void with copious amounts of alcohol, porn, and trolling. But these are all games that little boys play. Games that are preventing him from taking that long hard look at himself.

      Make no mistake, this man (like his fellow TigerDowners) is hurting inside.

      • savorydish said

        A quote from Garland Grey himself:
        True fact. Dick cures loneliness.

      • savorydish said

        And while this quote may make Teeny Boppers and Untreated Borderlines shout with glee. Those who know know that sex does NOT cure loneliness. Sex like alcohol like drugs like trolling is a way to avoid intimacy. People like Garland have to mimic and mock, because they don’t know how to be real. They have spent so much time hiding behind a computer-generated persona for so long, they have forgotten what it’s like to be human. He and his like have condemned themselves to loneliness.

    • savorydish said

      ps- How’s the cat?

  6. savorydish said

    Dear Garland,
    Why are you still pretending you care about women you don’t know? Is this an acceptance thing? Or an ego thing? Does it make you feel like you are a hero? Is that it? Are you a superhero? With superhuman powers of delusion? Does it make you impervious to harm? Are you afraid that if you reveal your true identity, you’ll lose your powers and your followers?

  7. savorydish said

    I think it’s pretty obvious that Gnarly G is incapable of compassion.

  8. savorydish said

    @Avitty
    Are you trying to add me to facebook? I think we need to take this relationship slow. We need to get past the troll stage first.

    • savorydish said

      I seem to attract cat women.

      • savorydish said

        @Avitty
        No offense taken. It would have to based on reality to offend me. I mean if I actually were sexist I would have to stop dating feminists.

        on another note, I’ll stop obsessing about mental illness when the mentally ill stop coming into my life. No offense to you of course.

        ps-The fact that you imagined I was trying to track you down suggests narcissism with a wee bit of paranoia. You’re rackin up the symptoms, my dear. Are you sure you don’t want to be chatting with a shrink?

      • savorydish said

        @Avitty
        Sadly, I’m not tech savvy enough to hack people’s emails. But maybe this is what happens when you troll people. Or make an effort to antagonize people. This is what is known as self-destructive behavior. But that’s just me obsessing.

        I wouldn’t say you’re mentally ill, but you do have some signs of a personality disorder or two. Not to mention self-esteem and trust issues. And yes, I know the crazies are out to get me. That’s what happens when you post the truth.

      • savorydish said

        @Avitty
        No bother at all. I wouldn’t be talking to you if you bothered me. Trolls amuse me and provide much-needed levity as well as fodder.

        I’m sure you are very nice in public. People with PDs are some of the nicest people you will know. Most are shy and reclusive. Some might say nerdy. But the anonymity of the internet brings out the beast. This is where people explore their dark side. But this is also the truest side. Suddenly, all the stuff that is hidden away most of the time comes out.

        People with disorders like BPD and CPTSD are not evil or bad. They are just hyper-sensitive. As such, they are easily offended or hurt. More so then the avg person. This is when the primitive fight instincts come out. They lash out like animals without reason. They lash out inappropriately with disproportionate rage. Notice when they interview neighbors of mass murderers, they always say “Oh, but he was so quiet. He mostly kept to himself” These are the people you need to worry about. The people who stew in silence.

      • savorydish said

        Also most issues don’t arise in casual relationships. The problems manifest themselves in intimate relationships when there is more at stake, emotionally speaking. A borderline person can have tons of friends on facebook but will struggle to maintain long-term relationships. The reason why I evoke hostility in you and the other Tiger Beaters is because I have revealed intimate details. Details that are usually exclusive to intimates. Or people who’ve read up on such things.

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