Fashion Industry’s Plot to Murder Women Uncovered.

October 16, 2010

The crack investigative team at Ms Magazine has done it again. This time, they have uncovered the fashion industry’s plot to kill off their key demographic. Fears that the world is out to get them were finally confirmed when they discovered these coded messages cleverly disguised as advertisement. Though motives are unclear, one can only assume that the fashion industry must be tired of making billions of dollars every year. Women everywhere can finally rest easy knowing that another sinister plot has been foiled.

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